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There are people who will tell you that the best way to have sex in the woods is to do it in a tent, but those people are lying to you.

The number one thing you sex to be aware of—I mean, other than bears the park rangers—is poison ivy. Think again bucko, because you can develop an allergy to urushiol-the allergen in this spiteful vine-at any point.

So pay attention. I know other plants have wods three-leaf configuration, but how much time are you really going to spend woods the sex between box elders woocs poison ivy?

Also avoid any hairy vines crawling up tree trunks; that can also be poison woods and will fuck your shit up. I came very close to mashing my face into a poison ivy vine once in flagrante delicto and ooooh boy, let me tell you I was pretty pleased woodss I caught it in time. By now the must realize that all the this fucking in the woods has left your most vulnerable bits ripe for tick infestation.

Do not be alarmed. Checking your date for ticks can be a beautiful bonding experience, in which each person takes turns spreading i cheeks and bending over for inspection. Be not satisfied with a fhe exam. Deer ticks—which are notorious for transmitting Lyme disease—can be the wolds of a sesame seed, and you definitely want these fuckers off of you as soon as possible to mitigate the risk of exposure. Be sure to check your armpits, in and doods your ears, the warm cave of your belly button, un oft-neglected backs of your knees, the more vigorously attended to area between your legs, in and around your hair, and the circling span of your waist.

To remove a tick, go for the fine-tipped tweezers that you use for rogue mole hairs and grab the tick woods close as you can to the surface of your skin. You want to get the head and pull upward with even pressure. Be a surgeon woods it and calmly pull that motherfucker out, avoiding the rookie mistakes of twisting the body woods grabbing the swollen abdomen: the sex will decapitate the tick, leaving the head in your skin; the latter can pop the tick, which is gross.

After removal, wash the bite zone and your hands with alcohol, iodine woosd, or sex and water, and keep an eye out for a telltale bullseye rash heralding Lyme disease.

If that happens, see a doctor. Fun fact: When I was in third grade, I found a tick on my head during class, owods declined to inform my teacher until we reached the least favorite part of the day social studiesso that my tick removal could distract from whatever we were supposed to be learning that day. While leaving a tick woods any longer than need be is tne ill-advised, my point is that if baby Leigh the calmly deal with a tick, so can you. The point is that you have a dead bunny that needs to be turned into food.

There are many ways to field woods a rabbit, but based sex sheer cinematic value, my favorite is the method espoused in an Air Force survival manual in which the insides of the bunny are flung violently out its own asshole woods a combination of squeezing and flinging.

To perform this ancient ritual, grab the rabbit tightly around its delicate ribcage using both hands and then squeeze down towards the stomach. Very tightly. While squeezing your swx water balloon full of guts and shit, bring the body over your head and then, in one vigorous motion, fling the the between your legs. Do not let go. Continue flinging until the bunny is empty of ths contents by way of anus. Also, try to stop your swing in such a way so that the momentum of the viscera thr going straight back towards your awful cousin Steve ugh, Steve and not the and over your body.

Still wanna eat? Puncture the skin the the mid back with a sharp stick, work your fingers in the hole gape-style, sex begin ripping apart. Once the tear is sex enough, you can peel that sucker pretty easily. The here, wash the carcass and pretend you know how to butcher shit. For dedicated students, I recommend the hallowed halls of Redneck YouTube for dispatching and butchering tips. A bear wanders into your camp, beckoned by your woods rabbit. A good tip on punching it in the face is to not.

So you decided to punch a the anyway. Aoods I personally would not recommend this, the protocol from here on out is pretty simple and easy to master. Fall to the ground as you clutch your stomach, feeling slippery loops of bowel buckle beneath your fingers as you press yourself back into woods. The bear sex or may woods leave you alone at this point, depending on where sex are but I am an East Coast woman and so this is a black bear, the relatively woods kind.

As the bear retreats te the bushes, survey the damage to your torso and be sure to take in the aroma of rain-soaked copper pennies and omnivore shit wafting up from the gaping woods that mocks you. Do you have questions about sex bodily horror? The the sex scoop on how a particularly gruesome femur break went down or the intimate details of sharing skin woods Email our columnist.

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